I discovered that the Voynich manuscript can be downloaded in its entirety. Nobody knows what language it's written in. Or even whether or not it's just some insane nonsense jotted down by a nutter with fantastic stamina.
Either way, I can stare at this stuff forever.
I should include more astronomical charts, diagrams of plants and pictures of naked women in pools in my notebooks. I'm sure if I did that, nothing could possibly go wrong.