Here's the double doghouse mentioned previously, the one Ø. , much against his better judgement, built on commission. Note the nifty pewter details around the openings and on the roof. This is a completely non-chew house.
A neighbor came by and saw Ø. securing the house on the trailer.
"Do you build dog houses for people?" the neighbor asked.
"Fuck off," said Ø.
He didn't say that, of course. He's a nice guy. He said this instead:
"Normally, I don't."